Sarah P.

There's only one Sarah that gets our vote this fall. As suspected and easily confirmed, our Sarah has more foreign travel experience than that gun-toting book-burning moralistic lying kook. After the past eight years, it was hard to imagine that the GOP could take politics to an even lower level, but they've succeeded. John McCain, have you no decency, sir? What an embarrassment for all of us.

Sarah Portnoy: You're our girl!